SLOTH (V.O.) Hey yoooouuuu guys...!!! FADE IN. 1 EXT. - ABOARD THE ATALA - DUSK OR EARLY MORNING 1 Sloth crashes two bottles of champagne together over his head. All Goonies and shipmates are standing in rows facing MIKEY, TAMI, and BARNACLE BILL. It is a fancy piratesque mock-up of a wedding, with various ship items standing in for the standard wedding decorations. A couple more people run up to join the ceremony as it begins. BARNACLE BILL Argh, Matey's Shut yer' mouths! (Clears his throat, almost whispering) Alright, I ain't done this fer... well, I ain't never. But I AM the cap'n. (Louder) We're gathr'd here to join these two ...PIRATES n' legal and... well, matrimony. TAMI and MIKEY are staring into each other's eyes. Out in the crowd, ANDY nestles up closer to BRAND -- looking at him with love. He kisses her. BARNACLE BILL (CONT'D) DERN! I fer'got the next part. Anyway, If anyone got's anything to say, say't now, 'er ferever hold yer peace. There is an awkward silence as they all remember what happened the last time this was said. BARNACLE BILL begins again... BARNACLE BILL (CONT'D) Alrighty then... BRAND Wait! Everyone turns toward BRAND in shock. MIKEY's eyes open wide. MIKEY Wha...? 2. BRAND goes down on one knee, taking ANDY's hands in his. The crowd moves back, forming a rough circle around them. BRAND Andy... will you... marry me? I know that I should have asked... ANDY begins smiling through quickly forming tears. A very emotional moment. ANDY YES! YES, I will! ...now? BARNACLE BILL Aw, Geez! Come on up, you two. May as well do you too! ANDY I don't have a dress... I look horrible! STEF Oh, go on, killer. We ALL look horrible. Nobody's taking pictures anyway. The other Goonies egg her on. ANDY nods, and they head up to the front of the ceremony next to MIKEY. MIKEY gives his brother a hug. BARNACLE BILL Are th'r anymore love birds out there? (pause) 'k, you guys have rings? The four look around nervously, obviously not having anything to use. SLOTH runs over to the treasure chest and begins sifting through it. He pulls out four gaudy rings and takes them up to the group. Each person takes one ring. BARNACLE BILL (CONT'D) Do you two young men take these wenches... er, women to be yer lawfully wedded wives? MIKEY & BRAND I do. MIKEY and BRAND slip the rings on the girls' fingers. The rings are extremely large, and almost fall off. BARNACLE BILL Aye, and do you hardy women take these two gents to be yer life-long adventurers? 3. TAMI & ANDY I do. TAMI and ANDY slip their rings on the guys fingers. BARNACLE BILL I know pernounce you man and wife, an'... (Motions to ANDY and BRAND) YOU man and wife. You may now kiss the bride. Er, BRIDES. They do. The deck comes alive with the screams and clapping of the crew and Goonies in celebration. Hats and stuff fly into the air. At the rear of the ship, a single deckhand pulls a knife out and cuts a rope. A huge CANVAS SIGN unravels over the back railing of the ship with "Just Married" crudely painted upon it's surface. Another person tosses over a few ropes covered with cans and junk. As this is done, we can see another rope that leads offscreen. We slowly see it is dragging a small dingy some distance behind. CHESTER COPPERPOT III and JAKE are tied to each other and the small boat. Their mouths are gagged. The sun is just beginning to rise. Aboard ship, Mikey is looking off into the distance. Everyone begins to quiet down, looking off in the same direction as Mikey. THE INFERNO is floating in the distance like a dream. It looks like a ghost ship. MIKEY He's been... watching us. He hugs TAMI closer. In the distance, it appears that someone (Willy?) waves from aboard the INFERNO. MIKEY returns the wave as the ship fades away. He turns, not sure if he saw what he thought he saw. The others are looking at him. MIKEY (CONT'D) You... you guys saw that, right? BRAND Yeah, WE saw it too. We saw it too. BRAND ruffles his hand though MIKEY's hair, lovingly. FADE OUT: THE END.